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Hey, so as you may know, I finally have a PayPal account, so I can do commission work for actual money now!

I don't plan on begging, because I know it can be annoying to people, or make them feel guilty about not having money or whatevs. I will say this, though; the household isn't in... the best... of situations. Every penny counts for me, so even if you can't afford a certain priced commission from me, I'm very willing to negotiate.

If you aren't interested in a commission or have the money to spend, no worries! You owe me nothing, and I am not entitled to any payment unless we make a deal. I appreciate even just the time spent looking at this or my art.

Also, once you receive your finished artwork, it is yours to do with as you please.
... and yes, I will do NSFW art.

Onto prices:
Note, all are negotiable*
All prices listed are for puctures that are colored and shaded**

Headshots: $5
Examples-  smug anger by TheSaladCram u-u by TheSaladCram tranquil (com) by TheSaladCram

Half-bodies: $10
Ex-  pleased by TheSaladCram can you tell me what's real anymore by TheSaladCram Lust with teeth by TheSaladCram

Full-bodies: $15
Ex-  I WALK ALONE, I WALK ALONE by TheSaladCram don't  by TheSaladCram aggravated  by TheSaladCram

Adding a detailed background will be an extra $5. Even this can be negotiated depending on how detailed or complex you want it to be.

Scenic: $25 (more than the character. Will have them in your desired location/area and can be interacting with it.)
Ex-  It pours by TheSaladCram swing by TheSaladCram When the sky cries (last of 2018) by TheSaladCram

Additional characters in a scenic picture will be up to $15 a piece.

If you'd like to reach me more quickly (because deviantart doesn't send me notifications for some reason...) and have discord, you can message me at TheSaladCram#3849
Here's my PayPal thing, in case you would perfer to just pay here or send your commission in the comments- www.paypal.me/SaladCram

If you have any questions or suggestions, please feel free to talk to me! I promise I don't bite. Even if you have complaints, I will listen. Thank you for stopping by!
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therapy

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As you guys may know... I've been wanting to see a therapist for the longest time

Well, I sorta have an announcement...
I finally have one.

I actually had one for about a month now? But today was the first appointment/therapy session. It went very well.

This is the second time I've ever seen them and they're very nice. The first visit was an assessment, where I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder and social anxiety.

I also got a psychiatric evaluation to see I'd I could take medicine- where I actually got to talk about my ptsd when my mom was asked to leave the room, so I'm diagnosed with that, too.

I was prescribed a low dose of medicine... which, fortunately, hasn't had any negative side effects as far as I can tell... and I think it's helped me some.

Oh, and one last thing- I actually talked to my mom about the ptsd, finally. She's been supportive and understanding.
I actually remember bringing it up- she brought her hand to my face and triggered a flashback. Talking about that instance made it a little easier, I think... she understood how bad it was I guess


Anyway, just an update on things in case anyone wanted to know, I guess
You guys are usually super supportive of me and wish me the best, so I thought someone out there might like to know... idunno
I'm very thankful for all of you
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Horace facts

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Tagged by Kelina1080

Character choosen for the tag: Horace
www.deviantart.com/thesaladcra…

RULES

1. Post These rules.
2. Post 8 facts about your Character.
3. Tag 8 other people along with the characters you want them to write about.
4. Post their avatars and write the character names next to them.
5. NO TAG BACKS!

Facts:
1. Horace can manipulate his body into whatever.
2. He was the second to be granted powers like Legato. He was not as extensively tortured...
3. He is the softest boi. He's the guy to bring you flowers and write you a poem he knows sounds cheesy as hell.
4. He decides to keep the chubby frame because it's how he was before granted powers, and OGL finds it attractive.
5. Part of his motivation to try bringing OGL's girlfriend back was because he loved him... but he didn't think he could make Legato as happy as she did.
6. Horace is supposed to be a daft horse- the ones you'd see pulling a wagon.
7. When a professor, Horace was strictly professional until after class. Then, he would enjoy talking more personally with students.
8. ... he's as hung as you would imagine a regular horse to be.


Tags:
Lol nope
If you wanna do this, feel free to, and tag me if ya like
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It was a busy Wednesday full of chores after class, and errands after work. With Renee gone for so long, the laundry and the garbage cleaning tasks really caught up to them. Once all done, they were exhausted.

Alexis cooked up a small dinner tonight, just some chicken alfredo with a few bits of cheese added in. And Jay, he kicked off the steel toe boots from a long hot day outside at work to relax. Every Wednesday went pretty much like this, as if the two were guided by some natural clock. (Expunged)

(Expunged). Jay complimented dinner as they ate together, quite hastily from being busy enough to ignore their appetite for the majority of the day.

“Mmh, thank you,” she said, swallowing down a forkful. “How was work?”

He let out a sigh and paused the eating for a moment. “It was alright. Same as always, yelling at a bunch of hard-headed sweaty guys in 80 degree weather to move rebar...” suddenly he smiled a little, “But I guess it's good they're so hard-headed, they could splat onto the concrete from 20 stories up and I'd bet that'd be the part of them left most intact.”

The both of them chuckled. “Damn, Jay, that's rough.”
“Hey, no swearing.”
“No’s wearing what?”
“Goddammit Alexis.”




I don't know if I'll actually continue or do anything with this? But here's a that

Also if I continue this, the expunged stuff will be added back in

Anyway, yeh
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For those interested, I wrote a sort of summary of my 2018 in the description here- www.deviantart.com/thesaladcra…
In case if anyone saw the picture but didn't read it through.
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Commission info nstuff (updated!) by TheSaladCram, journal

therapy by TheSaladCram, journal

Horace facts by TheSaladCram, journal

A thing I wrote with Jay and Alexis by TheSaladCram, journal

2018- my summary by TheSaladCram, journal